want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”
what makes guardians of the galaxy so good is that they’re mostly assholes and fully acknowledge that
everytime there’s supposed to be a sweet or dramatic moment
they ruin it
because they’re assholes
hey straight people following me what does it feel like to be straight
real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
PLEASE NEVER GIVE YOUR ANIMALS HARTZ PRODUCTS! IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS DEATHS IN CATS, and DOGS, it HAS CAUSED BURNS, and SEIZURES, THE VETERINARIAN SAYS IT IS PURE POISON. EVEN THE ANIMAL TREATS! PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG THIS!! YOU MAY SAVE A LIFE!
i just looked this up you guys and its legit, so yeah, dont buy tthis stuff!
I have known this but signal boost for all that don’t!
SIGNAL BOOST. I spoke to my vet about this. IT WILL KILL YOUR DOGS AND CATS.
I don’t usually reblog these things but oh my god signal boost this is terrible. :(
If this happened to my dog I would fucking set the factory on fire
signal boost and fuck yes ill tell my parents about this, no way in hell my 3 feline friends aren’t going to have this ‘medicine’.))
thanks to this, i won’t buy this shit for Bacon. P.S. he’s my beagle.
my dogs broke out too, please guys, save your animals. their skin was literally bleeding and burning. we reached out to the company and tried to sue for the vet bill and they responded rudely. that was a hefty fine for us because we have 7 dogs the smaller 6 were harmed
No shade or anything but why the fuck is Katy Perry still famous. I’m just saying she sucks no offense just saying she is terrible why the hell but no shade
seeing someone from school in public
who cares about mega evolutions when you have
when someone insults you and your friend backs you up
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
they’re not for you… they’re for ME
Wanna know what’s sexy? Consent
wrong! consent is absolutely mandatory
calling it sexy does two things:
- makes consent seem like something attractive rather than required
- makes it out to be something sexual while consent is also required in non-sexual scenarios as well
consent is absolutely mandatory
plus pressuring girls into giving consent by implying that otherwise theyre not sexy